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[21 Jun 2005|08:11pm]
Dear football guys and other random people that read my lj but don't comment,
(this means you matt)
it has been decreed by the king of Wasslehumpberg that from henceforth you shall comment (this means you too andy) furthermore, calling me depressed can only be proclaimed after reading at least three other ljs it will thereforth show that im not depressed because the other ljs are even worse, so by law (this means you people that read this) u shall be required to post a comment. The king has spoken now let the word be spread the these nations far and wide.
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[12 Jun 2005|01:56pm]
i guess im tagged im it or something...
1. dynamite hack-boyz in da hood
2. britney spears-toxic
3. team america-america fuck yeah
4. DJsmurl-your middle
5. john denver-country roads
6. backstreet boys-i want it that way
id tag some people but im lazy. so i tag all the two people that end up reading this.
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[05 Jun 2005|12:12pm]
write as much or as little as you want. i just want to know what your first impression of me was (and current impression), good or bad...preferably bad. who better to tell you what your flaws are than those who know you the best. cuss me out if you'd like. that's ok. just be honest.

on a different note...i have come to the conclusion and sincerely believe, that i have no friends and if u care to call me ur friend u use the word too loosely
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who knew it was ok? [03 Jun 2005|08:27pm]
[ mood | lonely ]

and you think,
after a million times i wouldnt be disappointed nemore?
hopes up spirits high; just like last time
lights off good bye, just like last time...

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more questions...cuz im 4 [02 Jun 2005|11:24pm]
what part of ur body do u hate the most? or is it just me that looks in the mirror and goes ugh note to self tomorrow in the gym work....
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[30 May 2005|06:44pm]
ur having dinner with any three ppl...real, ficticious, dead...who wuld they be and why?
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bored [29 May 2005|01:47am]
1. Comment with your name
2. I'll reply with all the things that remind me of you.
3. Put this in your lj and tell people what reminds you of them!
even if i barely know u i bet somin reminds me about u so comment. and if u dont ill kill ur parents.
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[23 May 2005|09:23pm]
1. Think of a word you would use to describe me.
2. Go to Google Image Search
and search for that word.
3. Select the picture you see as most fitting, and
post it as a reply.
4. Post this thing in your journal.
i expect a lot of gay porno dont dissapoint me
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call this number 240 832 9830 [21 May 2005|06:45pm]
so my old number has been given to some thugged out gangster drug dealing dude. call the number and lets see how pissed off we can get this guy. cuz this is hilarious "is josh there?" "NO U MOTHAFUCKIN BITCHES WHAT YALL TRYINA FUCK WITH ME?" "r u free tonite" "YEAH YALL TRYINA COME THRU SMOKE SOME DISS RIGHT HURR" lol yes....keep it rollin trenton
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[20 May 2005|06:19pm]
thx to dipika this is now the happiest place in the world fuck yeah
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[19 May 2005|08:17pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

and im desperately close to crying. i haven't cried since i was but a wee lad. and even then i go off word of my mommy that i actually cried. and its cuz she wont love me. you wont love me and i know its impossible. and i know i cant have you and i dont care. cuz i love you.

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secretive and full of pronouns [12 May 2005|10:25pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

and thats what i need. someone sensible and calm. not the crazy one. that i had my eye on. no ill go for the girl thats really smart. the one thats read a book. tell a joke make her laugh. then ill drop the hook.
so i suck at poems sorry i own very few black articles of clothing....

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wtf [07 May 2005|03:57am]
and all i gotta say is:
me+wootton girls=disaster
and that is the equation for my life
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lifeguarding this summer will kik arse [02 May 2005|11:06pm]
ok so i dont update but i saw this on jasons and i was like fuck it and can i just say i almost cried at nfl camp when i saw the other linemen i felt so small and weak it was horrible but then i trucked some kid and was like ba-ba-boom bitch! then it was all good
-First best friend: eliiii goldstein
-First car: its gonna be the crown vic
-First kiss: is it bad i dont remember her name it was like first grade
-First screen name: squashofajosh
-First self purchased album:n'sync (laugh and die)
-First funeral: grandpas
-First pets: spike the worlds greatest guinea pig rip
-First piercing/tattoo: carved my initials into my arm?
-First musician you remember hearing in your house: beethoven yeah were rich and white...

-Last car ride: home from nfl camp w/ mom
-Last good cry: i was 5 and i spilled my icecream
-Last library book checked out: lol yeah right
-Last movie seen: birth
-Last beverage drank:powerade lime
-Last food consumed: panini
-Last phone call: mommy for my cleats
-Last time showered: a couple minutes ago
-Last shoes worn: clets with holes and tape in them so ghetto
-Last cd played: third eye blind
-Last item bought:i mooch
-Last annoyance: my powder puff team being drunk
-Last disappointment: look above
-Last time wanting to die: never
-Last time scolded: prolly like now
-Last shirt worn: nfl camp shirt
-Last website visited: this one duh
-Last song you sang: all my life i prayed for someone like yooouuuuuu
-Last color socks you were wearing?: white brown cuz mud
-What color of underwear are you wearing?: white
-What time did you wake up today?: 6.15
-Where do you want to go?: india
-What is your career going to be?: psychiatry
-Where are you going to live?: south
-How many kids do you want?: 2 or 3
-What kind of car(s): the kind u drive in
-Current mood: small and weak
-Current music: hollaback girl
-Current taste: anguish
-Current hair: ugly
-Current clothes:boxer briefs and blanket
-Nervous Habits?: crazy tongue mouth licking
-Can you roll your tongue?: yes
-Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?: no
-Can you blow spit bubbles?: no
-Can you cross your eyes?: yea
-Do you make your bed daily?:haha
-Which shoe goes on first?: the one before the last one
-Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?:fuck yeah
-On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet?: like 50 yeah i know...rich
-What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: none
-Favorite piece of clothing?: smiley socks
-Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: twirl
-Have you ever eaten Spam?:wrote a song bout it
-Favorite ice cream flavor?: whatever is closest
-How many cereals in your cabinet? alot
-What's your favourite beverage?: gatorade
-What's your favorite restaurant?:the kind with food
-Do you cook?: in the microwave
-How often do you brush your teeth?: twice a day
-Hair drying method?: towel and the air
-Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?fuck no
-Do you swear?: too much
-Do you ever spit? all the time
-Animal?: ligers!
-Food?: whatevers available
-Month?: july
-Day?: friday
-Favorite Cartoon Character?: spongebob or coop megas xlr
-Shoe Brand?: New Balance
-Subject in school?: they alll r boring
-Color?: pink or yellow... shutup
-Sport?: wrestling
-TV show?: southpark or chapelle
-CD Player: third eye blind
-Person you talk most on the phone with?: nicole only person i talk to really
-Ever taken a cab?: yes
-Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: all the time
-What color is your bedroom?: like brown kinda tan somin?
-Do you use an alarm clock?: i try to but its my mom usually
-Window seat or aisle?: aisle
-What's your sleeping position?: fetal
-Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: yeah i hate cold
-Do you snore?: i dont think so
-Do you sleepwalk?: dont think so
-Do you talk in your sleep?: dont know fuck im asleep!
-Do you sleep with stuffed animals? a football or wrestling headgear sometimes
-How about with the light on?: i need total darkness
-Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?:nope
damn josh you suck for doing that yeah...i know shutup
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[27 Mar 2005|04:12pm]
[ mood | bored ]

If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
Joe Namath
the things doneCollapse )

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[22 Mar 2005|06:49pm]
[ mood | determined ]

We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence, therefore,
is not an act but a habit.

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[18 Mar 2005|06:38pm]
[ mood | quixotic ]

happiness is the most addicting greatest drug ever have you ever been tripping on happy? when i was tripping on happy i finnally realized that butter is better than margarine i saw through the bullshit! yeah, happiness that is a great drug. fuck you if you think this entry is queer i can bench more than you. oh and quixotic is my new favorite word thanks to dictionary.com

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[12 Mar 2005|01:12am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

hell yeah who just got up to a c in math hwat josh no longer with the d? whats that you say shutup fukin asian god this is the best i can do damnit stop making fun of me why dont u go watch some anime! yeah im happy and politically incorrect good god ahhhhh(not screaming like that ahhh was like the ahh on sierra mist commercials cuz im fukin refreshing and lemon limey bitch!)

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hell yeah [26 Feb 2005|06:01am]
omg yes

You are LaFawnduh. Why are you so sweaty?

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
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insomnia prevails [22 Feb 2005|01:51am]
wide awake. here's a poem from the wee hours of night because i wanted to. directed at no one person in particular. take it as you like and feel free to criticize.

my thoughts exactly...Collapse )

i scribbled a whole bunch of thoughts onto a paper and put my favorite together that is the result...
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